James Bond shoots down the Week 11 NFL Power Rankings

Duck! Daniel Craig's new James Bond movie, "Quantum of Solace" is here.

You can debate "Who is the best James Bond?" all you like.

I'd rather go to this site and peruse the possibilities of "Who was the best Bond Girl ever?"

Once you're done with that, check out this Majesty's Secret Service-inspired edition of the NFL Power Rankings. As Q would say, "Pay attention, 007!"

WEEK 11: JAMES BOND EDITION

1. (NC) TENNESSEE TITANS: If Titans go 19-0, some Nashville star better record a country version of Carly Simon's "Nobody Does it Better."

2. (NC) NEW YORK GIANTS: Tom Coughlin has relaxed his temper, but don't test his "Live and Let Die" attitude.

3. (NC) PITTSBURGH STEELERS: Diamonds are Forever ... but Steelers are five-time champs.

4. (NC) CAROLINA PANTHERS: Steve Smith is such a threat to catch anything thrown his way they should call him "Octopanther."

5. (NC) PHILADELPHIA EAGLES: League's hottest cheerleaders would give Bond girls a run for their money.

6. (+4) BALTIMORE RAVENS: Defense is more intimidating than Christopher Walken as a Bond villain who demands "More cowbell!"

7. (NC) ARIZONA CARDINALS: Offense is cruising like an Aston Martin, but when will that ejector seat go off?

8. (-2) TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS: Jon Gruden can chew out his QBs more harshly if his dentist inserts a pair of Jaws' metal teeth.

9. (NC) ATLANTA FALCONS: Georgia Dome is not quite an underground lair, but suddenly a dangerous place to infiltrate.

10. (+2) NEW YORK JETS: At his gunslinger best, Goldenarm Favre has a License to Thrill.

11. (-3) WASHINGTON REDSKINS: When team has salary cap issues, Daniel Snyder can call in Miss Moneypenny.

12. (+1) NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS: Matt Cassel is proving fine George Lazenby to Tom Brady's Sean Connery.

13. (-2) CHICAGO BEARS: Fans wish Rex Grossman's throws were For Bears Hands Only.

14. (+2) MIAMI DOLPHINS: Wonder if Q suggested to Ronnie Brown the gadget play of the "Wildcat" formation.

15. (+3) INDIANAPOLIS COLTS: Offense is usually a Moonraker space shuttle; this year, it's a hang glider.

16. (-1) DALLAS COWBOYS: T.O.'s favorite TD catches come from From Romo With Love.

17. (-3) BUFFALO BILLS: Seeing Bills as Super Bowl champs can't be weirder than seeing Denise Richards as a Bond girl.

18. (+3) MINNESOTA VIKINGS: Vikings could never be a Bond villain: "From Norway With Love" doesn't have right ring to it.

19. (-2) GREEN BAY PACKERS: If a Cheesehead is a good guy, does that mean his archenemy is Cheesefinger?

20. (NC) SAN DIEGO CHARGERS: M's favorite player: L.T.

21. (+1) DENVER BRONCOS: If Mike Shanahan is not trying to be an evil genius, why does he always pet that white cat on the sideline?

22. (+1) JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS: These felines are hardly scoring touchdowns galore.

23. (-4) NEW ORLEANS SAINTS: Next time we're in the Big Easy, we hope Jane Seymour will read our Tarot cards.

24. (NC) CLEVELAND BROWNS: Expected to be Daniel Craig's "Casino Royale"; instead, they're Woody Allen's "Casino Royale."

25. (NC) HOUSTON TEXANS: Look who's back: Sage "You Only Fumble Twice" Rosenfels.

26. (+4) KANSAS CITY CHIEFS: QBs have spent all season getting The Living Daylights knocked out of them.

27. (-1) ST. LOUIS RAMS: Each week, the first 10 minutes are exciting but have nothing to do with the game's outcome.

28. (-1) SEATTLE SEAHAWKS: Next Halloween, Mike Holmgren should wear a black bowler hat and go as Oddjob.

29. (-1) SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS: Mike Singletary is firmly at the helm of a blimp colliding with the Golden Gate Bridge.

30. (-1) CINCINNATI BENGALS: Chad Ocho Cinco's next nickname: "Doble-O-Siete."

31. (NC) OAKLAND RAIDERS: Al Davis used to be like Dr. No; now he's more like Austin Powers' Dr. Evil.

32. (NC) DETROIT LIONS: Odds of never winning again? Never say never again.
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Workers lay down red carpet as the crowns gather before the world premiere of the latest James Bond film 'Quantum Of Solace' at the Odeon,  Leicester Square in central London Wednesday evening Oct.29, 2008. (AP Photo /Yui Mok, PA)

This Nov. 18, 2002 file photo shows Pierce Brosnan, who plays James Bond  , as he poses for photographs with co-star Halle Berry who plays Jinx at the World Premiere of the James Bond film "Die Another Day" in London. Along with sports cars, gadgets and sex appeal, an impeccable sense of style is a hallmark of the now 46-year-old James Bond movie franchise.

This Aug. 1, 1972 file photo shows actor Roger Moore as he poses for a photograph at the Dorchester Hotel in London, after the announcement was made that he will play the British secret agent James Bond 007, in the production "Live and Let Die." Along with sports cars, gadgets and sex appeal, an impeccable sense of style is a hallmark of the now 46-year-old James Bond movie franchise.