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October 2007

October 20, 2007

218th's poet laureate

In a previous post, I mentioned that Lt. Col. Mike "Nuke" O'Neill is one of the drier wits. O'Neill, commander of the information operations cell of Task Force Phoenix, manages to find humor in just about anything.
For example, back in July we were in Herat visiting nearby Camp Stone. To me, Herat lived up to its reputation as being cleaner, greener and more hospitable than Kabul. Additionally, the sky over Herat was crystal clear compared to the haze over Kabul.
When it came time to leave O'Neill and I were comparing notes and agreed that Herat was literally fresh air to our lungs.
O'Neill then quipped: "I thought I was going into oxygen shock. I was going to ask someone to burn a tire for me."

Besides being a wit, O'Neill likes to write poetry. The other day he passed along an offering. I believe Nuke has summed up the sentiments of many.
It's posted below.


A letter home (from Afghanistan)


As the sun sets behind the mountains
And a cool breeze blows through Afghanistan
I sit in my Conex apartment
And dream of the day I'll hold your hand

For more than thirty years there's been trouble
In this place they call Afghanistan
But as you look in the eyes of the children
You know there is hope for this land

I awake to the sound of manmade thunder
Blackhawks roaring through the night
I go back to sleep and dream of you
Until the dawn's early light

As a hush falls over the soldiers
That gather 'round Patriot Square
The roll call is met with silence
From our comrades that are no longer there

Some day they'll tell me that I'm done here
And that I an going home
I'll head back to home and family
And I never more shall roam.

October 09, 2007

Memo to the troops

I first saw this list last week on a door of one of the gazillion commands at Kandahar Airfield. I thought about copying it in my notepad so I could post, but got diverted and went off to do something else.

Well, retired Col. Angelo Perri has come to my rescue.  He forwarded the list in an e-mail. I've included Col. Perri's remarks. Enjoy.




"For those of you who may doubt which Branch of the Military is the most dedicated!!!!Regards..ANGELO"





Subject: : Rules of the Military


Marine Corps Rules

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional, but, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with
a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is
expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend.
(Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always win. There is no unfair fight.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or
tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to
shoot.
14. You can only have too much ammo if you are swimming or on fire.


Navy SEAL's Rules

1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view
3. Adjust speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.


US Army Rangers Rules

1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving

US Army Rules

1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LT's; it can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.

US ARMY RECON

1. Slip silently into area of operations.
2. Kill anything that moves or breathes.
3. Sneak out of area of operations.
4. Haul ass to the LZ for the pickup.
5 Call in heavy artillery and an air strike to cover up infiltration
activity.
6. Destroy all maps and reference materials.
7. Play dumb when you return to firebase.

US Air Force Rules

1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask "what i s a gunfight?"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point
presentation.
6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close
enough to have tax e xemption.

US Navy Rules

1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines

October 06, 2007

Hunker in the bunker

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Trucks, cars and humvees kick up plenty of dust at Kandahar Airfield.

For the past 10 days we’ve been down at Kandahar Airfield visiting S.C. National Guard troops and soaking up the sights, sounds and, er, smells.

The soldiers, members of the 218th Brigade Combat Team, appear to doing well. We spent some time at Forward Operating Base Scorpion, which is about five miles outside the gate. Then we rolled up to Qalat to visit the police mentoring team that Capt. James Smith, D-Richland, is a member of.  We also covered a humanitarian aid mission at a village near Kandahar City, which is in the buckle of the Taliban belt.

Probably some of the most important work that’s going on in this part of Afghanistan is happening at Scorpion. It’s a regional training base for the Afghan army and police.

The Afghan army appears to be on the way of becoming a formidable force that the Taliban prefers to avoid.

The police, though, are struggling. They’re poorly trained, equipped and – for the most part – poorly led. An average of 10 cops are killed each week in the line duty, the victims of ambushes and direct assaults on checkpoints and stations.

It’ll be the job of the mentoring teams of Task Force Phoenix, which is under the 218th’s command, to fix the problem. No less than the security and future of Afghanistan depends on the mentors’ efforts.

Anyway, this entry is supposed to be about Kandahar or KAF, as it’s known in the world of military acronyms.

KAF is the second-largest base in Afghanistan, which a mix of U.S. and coalition troops. There are folks here from just about every NATO member, making KAF an eclectic brew of languages, cultures and uniforms.

(Or the lack of uniforms. Some countries allow their soldiers to wear civilian clothes when their off-duty. For example, the other day in the chow hall I spotted a female soldier wearing a pink jacket with an assault rifle slung over her shoulder.)

The sights here range from the various tactical vehicles that roll up and down the base roads to the different aircraft that launch from KAF’s runway: F-16s, Tornadoes, C-130s and C-17s, to name a few.

Then there’s the whop-whop-whop of Black Hawk and Chinook helicopters shuttling troops in an out of the base all day long.

By comparison Bagram Airfield, with its tree-lined streets and shopping center complete with rug shops and a Dairy Queen, looks like a base back in the States.

The only thing missing at Bagram is a golf course. I “grilled” Brig. Gen. Bill Hyatt, the wing commander at Bagram and former boss at Shaw Air Force Base, about this apparent oversight. He assured me that there are plans to build a putting course on the Air Force compound at Bagram.

Of course, there are some drawbacks to KAF.

Since Sunday, a suicide bomber reportedly drove through the gates and onto the base. Then the base was motared Tuesday night, and twice on Wednesday. And I understand there was a rocket attack about three weeks ago.

No one was hurt and there was no damage.Rockets

The troops here, though, seem to take these attacks in stride. On Tuesday night, we hung around the bunker and talked about the baseball playoffs and college football.

On Wednesday night, back-to-back attacks meant about 2½ hours in the shelter. Movies seemed to be the No. 1 conversation topic that night and the Jason Bourne series and “Borat” topped the list of favorites.

As you might imagine, troops resort to some pretty dark humor to cope with the stress.

On the wall of one shelter, someone has painted several rockets. Beneath each rocket is the date of an attack. It reminded me of the “bombs” I’ve seen painted below the canopy of fighter jets. 

The smells at KAF, though, are a bit tougher to laugh off.

For some reason, it was decided to build troop housing near the sewage treatment ponds. Depending on the wind, the smell at this end of the base ranges from rancid to merely putrid.

But like the mortar attacks, the troops have a way of coping with the stink through humor. Apparently, according to an assortment of sources, some troops are contributing to a prize fund that’ll go to whoever dares to swim across the sewage pond. The jackpot is about $5,000 and so far there have been no takers. Stay tuned.

Then there’s the dust.

It’s everywhere and it seems to clog every pore in the body. Sometimes you need a Brillo pad when it’s time to scrub up.

The dust, though, isn’t necessarily the downside of having a base in the desert.

The roads at KAF are gravel. That means hundreds of vehicles – humvees, buses, SUVs, cars, and trucks – kicking up clouds of dust around the clock.

The command tries to keep the dust down by setting the speed limit at 10 mph and twice a day the roads are watered.

Given that water in these parts is more precious than U.S. dollars, seems like a good investment to go ahead and pave the roads.

Or maybe – if there are no takers – the troops will use the prize fund for the sewage pond swim and pay to pave the roads.